Feud #522 - Production Feud

"My girlfriend is monotone and I'm lookin for a screamer."

"I do all my own stunts"

"Drunk Chicks Digg Me"

"Practice Safe Sex...Go Fuck Yourself!"

"I Am 100% Recyclable. Use Me"

"I'm too seXXXy for this shirt"

"Boston: a drinking town with a sports problem"

Feud #521 - Fame Feud

"I asked your girlfriend, and yes size does matter..."

"Wonder if God has a sense of humor? Go to Wal-Mart!"

"My parents always said Go For Broke. And I went broke when I met you!"

"True love or unrestrained desire?"

"Don't mind me, I am just your stalker"

Feud #520 - Fame Feud

"Strangers have the best candy"

"Stupidity Should Be Painful."

"Fighting soberness since Friday"

"Take My Advice..... i dont need it any way"

"FistPumping Since 1982"

Feud #519 - Fame Feud

"Is this shirt too tight!?!?!?!"

"Look, Ill be honest. I have no idea how I got here"

"I know porn, and that ain't it."

"Laugh. It's funny."

Feud #518 - Fame Feud

"Happy Hour Is EVERY Hour For Me!"

"It's hard being me"

"I stink..."

"if you are rich i am single"

"By the time you read this, you've already read it."

Feud #517 - Fame Feud

"Sarcasm. Just one of my many talents."

"Next time bring handcuffs"

"I'm "THAT" Girl"

"Make me feel beautiful and not dirty."

"Hookers blow."

"Put Out Or Get Out"

Feud #516 - Fame Feud

"I Don't Need A Game Plan. Bitches Do What I Tell Them."

"411 Is My Religion"

"Sure you can have my number...555-go-2-hell"

"I'll plug up your toilet"

"Hold my hand; let us walk through this life"

"Past memories become Future fires."

"Eccentric imagination."

"Teach a yankee to drive: point their car north."

Feud #514 - Fame Feud

"In life I'm a Rockstar, In bed I'm a Hero."

"Revenge - another word for affair"

"I'm too seXXXy for this shirt"

"Foreplay Not Required"

"Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Tequila does!"

Feud #513 - Fame Feud

"I went online and all I got was this clever T-shirt."

"Lead Actor - Super Dick Series"

"My Lucky Shirt"

"Consider This a Pick-Up Line"

"Don't be plastic, be fantastic!"

Feud #512 - Production Feud

"Public Enemy #2"

"I'm single, buy me a drink."

"I have arrived...your welcome!"

"Sanity ... it's just not worth the effort."

"Computer geeks do it, till it Gigahertz"

"WTF is an acronym?"

Feud #511 - Fame Feud

Feud #510 - Fame Feud

Feud #509 - Fame Feud

"I only tolerate flakes in my cereal."

"im one of the 7 deadly sins"

"Vagina: It's not a Clown Car"

"Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Tequila does!"

"Sorry, my "give a shit" button broke last night."

Feud #508 - Fame Feud

Feud #507 - Fame Feud

"I know you want this"

"In life I'm a Rockstar, In bed I'm a Hero."

"Stunt Dick For Hire"

"I'm too seXXXy for this shirt"

"It doesn't work if you don't make the noise"

"Not A Douche."

Feud #506 - Fame Feud

"Revenge - another word for affair"

"Alcohol and calculus dont mix. Never drink and derive."

"I have the attitude. You have the problem."

"Foreplay Not Required"

"If ignorance is bliss.. "You Must Be Very Happy""

Feud #505 - Fame Feud

Feud #504 - Fame Feud

"In life I'm a Rockstar, In bed I'm a Hero."

"Stunt Dick For Hire"

"Alcohol and calculus dont mix. Never drink and derive."

"FistPumping Since 1982"

"Foreplay Not Required"

Feud #503 - Fame Feud

Feud #502 - Fame Feud

Feud #501 - Fame Feud

Feud #500 - Fame Feud

"Fighting soberness since Friday"

"Will you be my penguin?"

"No, Its Not Actually A Third Leg"

"Rated M for Mischievous"

Feud #499 - Fame Feud

"Stupidity Should Be Painful."

"How photogenic is my face?"

"why does Life keep teaching me lessons I have no Desire to learn"

"my girlfriend and i have similar tastes,i like women and so does she."

"deep inside everyone wishes they were monkeys"

"As amazing as this may sound, i dont really give a fuck"

Feud #498 - Fame Feud

""Im a optimist-when i see a half filled beer mug,i order one more !!!""

"I'm Not as Think as You Drunk I am"

"Veggie Burgers taste better with bacon."

"Six winters have passed since I gave a damn"

"If ignorance is bliss.. "You Must Be Very Happy""

Feud #497 - Fame Feud

"Anyone seen my pants?"

"Original Cougar Wear"

"I put a Tiger in *my* tank"

"Computer geeks do it, till it Gigahertz"

Feud #495 - Fame Feud

Feud #494 - Fame Feud

"Self-Referential Shirt"

"Gender queer, sex positive, and utterly clueless"

"Sheisty rapscallion"

"Dontcha wish your kid was a freak like me?"

Feud #493 - Fame Feud

"Perverted Minds Think Alike"

"I'm very good in bed. I sleep all day long."

"Get off my rainbow!"

"Sticky and sweet is my kind of treat"

"Shhh, it might be contagious..."

Feud #491 - Fame Feud

"recession hits girls clothes size...umm"

"How's the shuffling dude?"

"There's no 'i' in Team, but there is a 'u' in Suck"

"Booyah GRANDMAH"

"Laundry Day"

"Lets have crazy unicorn sex"

Feud #490 - Fame Feud

"Enough with the poking,lets just have sex."

"Hormones don't cause women to be bitches, men do!"

"Foreplay Not Required"

"Your Mom Said She Liked It"

"Yes I'm Pregnant, And Yes The Baby Is Beer."

Feud #489 - Fame Feud

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Feud #485 - Fame Feud

"Possible Danger Here!!!"

"Take My Advice..... i dont need it any way"

"Variety is the spice of Life"

"My girlfriend is a pornstar"

"Stupidity; what would the human race be without it?"

Feud #484 - Fame Feud

"Life Is For The Taking; So Give Me Yours"

"Pigeons! Rats with Wings!"

"I just lost all my money... the treat is on you!"

"Not A Douche."

"Thank you for not being perky!"

Feud #483 - Fame Feud

"No jokes with me"

"I dont take life as it comes,l take life as i want to"

"BOSS = Balls Of Stainless Steel"

"Life's a beach until you find the crabs"

"If you can see this 100% you are not blind"

Feud #482 - Fame Feud

""Balls are in my court...""

"F.B.I. - Friday Bitch Inside"

"I would pay you $1 million dollars to leave me alone"

"I'm smarter than I appear"

"Women won't put up with stupid anymore"

Feud #481 - Fame Feud

"There is too much blood in my alcohol system..."

"I Play For Both Teams."

"I ate Dr. Lecter"

"Laugh easy, love freely."

"FistPumping Since 1982"

Feud #480 - Fame Feud

"Where there is will there is a way,where there is money there are many"

"I Bought This At A Thrift Store."

"You had me once, not twice."

"Putting fun back in dysfunctional"

"Don't be shy , share that pie."

Feud #479 - Fame Feud

Feud #476 - Fame Feud

"That dude has Peter Pan Syndrome ->"

"I'm Legit"

"Tiger likes me best"

"I should be paid for looking at you"

"Life is short. Skateboard naked."

Feud #475 - Fame Feud

"one lost kitty"

"Use Me Or Loose Me."

"have a beer , love to cheer"

"Be quiet, I'll explain everything in the morning"

"Bitch... I learned it from watching you"

"stop this world, i want to get off!"

Feud #474 - Fame Feud

"You're gonna want to buy me a pony"

"Future Arch Nemesis"

"Your Mother must be so proud ..."

"50 % good, 60 % bad, 110 % bad at math"

"I dont have to be special..."Im born this way""

Feud #473 - Fame Feud

"Tiger Mistress #357"

"I stink..."

"I have the attitude. You have the problem."

"Boston: a drinking town with a sports problem"

Feud #472 - Fame Feud

"ssshhhh someones coming"

"1st tequila...2nd tequila...3rd tequila...8th tequila......can't count"

"I slept with tiger woods!"

"This t-shirt is ironic"

Feud #471 - Production Feud

"I am the new black."

"It's not an alcohol problem, it's a solution."

"Your pimp owes me money"

"coffee, chocolate, and women............all better rich"

"I'm Schizophrenic - and so am I"

Feud #470 - Production Feud

"Stunt Dick For Hire"

"I do talk to strangers."

"This shirt is see-through"

"I'd Do Me"

"dont laugh this is your girlfriends"

Feud #469 - Fame Feud

"fight for me ladies"

"I'm too seXXXy for this shirt"

"give up on me"

"Free your style."

"I want a recount~!!!"

Feud #468 - Fame Feud

"Stop staring at me...i m not gonna sleep with you!!"

"Head Above this Shirt is the Most Intelligent."

"Put on your seat belts..im gonna try something!!!"

"Alcohol and calculus dont mix. Never drink and derive."

"I Like My Whisy Old and My Women Young"

Feud #467 - Production Feud

"Parking in Rear "

"Public Enemy #2"

"Shameless"

"when in doubt ... 69"

"Next time bring handcuffs"

"Pillow Fight Champion"

"without ME its just AWESO"

"I Bite"

"Used"

"Fresh Inside"

Feud #466 - Fame Feud

"Lord Shiva says ghost sucks!!"

"Shagathon!"

"Your ass is so fat, if i kick you i would never miss it."

"I donate sperm by mail"

"Hey fartso! You are the reason for global warming."